From Bill Hicks:
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a
field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our
country… How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we are all one?
Three weeks ago two of my friends and I went to a ranch in Fredericksburg, Texas, and took what Terence McKenna
calls “a heroic dose.” Five dried grams. Let me tell you, our third eye was squeegeed quite cleanly. Wow! And I’m
glad they’re against the law, ’cause you know what happened when I took ‘em? I laid in a field of green grass for
four hours, going “My God, I love everything.” The heavens parted, God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness
(for past misperceptions) onto my being, healing me on every level, psychically, physically, emotionally. And I
realized our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings, and God’s love is unconditional ‘n’
there’s nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we
are alone. In fact the reality is we are one with God and He loves us. Now, if that isn’t a hazard to this
country… Do you see my point? How are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean? What’s gonna
happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy! The
economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s
cracking down.
To adress the whole tags versus categories issues. I decided to dedicate this translation to you, the wordpress readers:
Art:
Want a more creative world?
Legalise pot.
Books:
Want to read a good book?
Anything from Noam Chomsky or Jack Herer if you want to get high during reading.
Business:
Dronabinol is the International Nonproprietary Name (INN) for a pure isomer of THC, (-)-trans-Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, that is, the main isomer in Cannabis.[7] It is sold as Marinol (a registered trademark of Solvay Pharmaceuticals). Dronabinol is also marketed, sold, and distributed by PAR Pharmaceutical Companies under the terms of a license and distribution agreement with SVC pharma LP, an affiliate of Rhodes Technologies.
Or, without patent, run these people out of business by taxing and regulating the plant.
Christianity:
Christ means anointed one. With Kanehm-Bosem. 1/5 Cannabis that is. The psychoactive substance made you think you saw god (or at least felt damn good). Heals skins conditions (think miracles), glaucoma (eye pressure lowers, still common use) aka heal the blind and being a christian by definition means: Being baptised, to wash the holy (hemp)oil away. So, if you’re a true christian, get some oil seeds.
Culture:
Our society needs to go back to an egalitarian culture rather than this dominator paradigm. Since mead made its entrance, alcohol has increased our chimplike behavior. There’s no reason we can’t all live as bonobos.
Economy:
Fix the deficit?
Legalize pot.
Education:
Educate your kids on which drugs kill. Which are addictive, what the withdrawal symptons are, etc.
Entertainment:
This isn’t just entertaining, it’s also true.
Events:
Recent drug funded clandistine activities could have been prevented if they were controlled and regulated.
Family:
Sit down with your family. Rage violently against prescription drugs if they are in fact lethal and/or addictive.
Tabacco and alcohol kill people every second. Try tripping at home.
Fashion:
Hemp textiles are organic and cool. Be green, be hempy.
Food:
Nutrition
30–35% of the weight of hempseed is oil containing 80% of the unsaturated essential fatty acids (EFAs), linoleic acid (LA, 55%) and linolenic acid (ALA, 21–25%). These are not manufactured by the body and must be supplied by food. The proportions of linoleic acid and linolenic acid in hempseed oil are perfectly balanced to meet human requirements for EFAs, including gamma-linoleic acid (GLA). Unlike flax oil and others, hempseed oil can be used continuously without developing a deficiency or other imbalance of EFAs. Hemp also contains 31% complete and highly-digestible protein, 1/3 as edestin protein and 2/3 as albumin protein. This protein profile is second only to raw uncooked soybeans (35% vs. 31%), and the amino acid profile is superior to soybean, human milk, and cow’s milk, and similar to egg whites.
The ALA contained in plant seed oils by itself is sufficient for nutrition, as your body is capable of converting it into other fatty acids. However, this conversion process is inefficient, and the broader spectrum of omega-3 fatty acids obtained from oily fish is easier for the body to immediately utilize (see Fish and plants as a source of Omega-3).
Typical nutritional analysis of shelled hempseed:
Calories/100 g 567
Protein (Nx5.46) 30.6%
Fat 47.2%
Saturated fat 5.2%
Monounsaturated fat 5.8%
Polyunsaturated fat 36.2%
Carbohydrate 10.9%
Oleic 18:1 (Omega-9) 5.8%
Linoleic 18:2 (Omega-6) 27.56%
Linolenic 18:3 (Omega-3) 8.68%
Cholesterol 0.0%
Total dietary fiber 6.0%
Vitamin A (B-Carotene) 4 IU/100 g
Thiamine (Vit B1) 1.38 mg/100 g
Riboflavin (Vit B2) 0.33 mg/100 g
Vitamin B6 0.12 mg/100 g
Vitamin C 1.0 mg/100 g
Vitamin D 2277.5 IU/100 g [citation needed]
Vitamin E (dl-A-Tocopherol) 8.96 IU/100 g
Sodium 9.0 mg/100 g
Calcium 74.0 mg/100 g
Iron 4.7 mg/100 g
Friends:
I’m going out for a while, so I can listen to Feeder.
History:
This has been illegal for less than 100 years. Just after Al Capone, they decided to use the institutions of repression for marihuana(for this was a mexican culture drug) and opium (for the chinese were addicted to this thanks to the brittish). After El Alamo, William Randolph Hearst (together with Pullitzer, the media tycoons of the age) lost a lot of forest (which he needed for his newspaper empire). He made sure, just before christmas (when nobody was paying attention and going on vacation), a law was passed which would reverse America’s long history of Hemp for Victory (it was required to grow it for the war effort in some states and in Great-Brittain you would be allowed citizenship in exchange for seeds).
Humor:
The Founding Fathers didn’t just grow tabacco. Used against dental pains (one of ‘em famously had some elses teeth in his mouth because he had lost his own) and gotten during travels in france (in preperation for the constitution which in turn would be written on hemp) risked his own life and that of his secret agents to smuggle hemp seeds in through turkey from china, where the mandarins would punish such a crime by death. For the seeds were to valuable to allow to be exported. Capital punishment is mostly used for smuggle, adultry and other trivial deeds. That’s just plain funny.
Life:
For patriots, the US flag is life. The first were made from hemp.
Love:
Love life. Smoke weed.
Movies:
Grass
Music:
Name one artist that made good music and wasn’t on drugs in the next 5 seconds.
…
Didn’t think so.
News:
Today a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing subjectively. There’s no such things as death. Life is only a dream. And we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.
People:
People are people.
Personal:
People are in jail for passing a joint. Because that’s dealing. Is that fair?
Philosophy:
Buddha ate just one hemp said during his meditations.
Poetry:
Let us explore space, both inner and outer. Together.
Politics:
Here’s politics in America: I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs. I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Oh look, there’s a guy up there holding both puppets! Shut up! Go back to bed america. Your government is in control. Go back to bed america.
Random:
Bill Hicks is pretty random.
Relationships:
I’m not saying all drugs are good. Some of ‘em are great! Some of ‘em are bad. I mean, shit, look at this haircut. You just got to know your way around them, that’s all.
I’ve been in good and bad relationships. But I’m not giving up pussy.
Religion:
A lot of christians were crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he’s going to want to see a fucking cross?
That may be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Fuck it dad, I’m not going. No! They totally missed to point. Maybe when they start wearing fishes or something. Okay, I’ll go back as a bunny for easter.”
Reviews:
Bill Hicks – video – Ninja Bachelor Part is pretty good, but be sure it’s not the only thing you’re doing.
Thoughts:
Dig deep into your mind. If you are unable to concentrate or imagine new perspectives, cheat. Get high.
Travel:
Stay home with your family and friends, go into nature alone and explore your mind.
Health:
See food. Also, cure for cancer, tumors, depression, pain, appetite (HIV, chemo, radiotherapy), …
Media:
Cens0#$@
Technology:
Rudolph Diesel and Henry Ford used hemp for fuel. The latter made his T-Ford out of cellulose, hemp and other biological trash. 4 times as strong as steel, lighter and cheaper (taking the externalities of environment into account).
Writing:
This is a translation of the text below (rougly)
Wil je een betere wereld?
Legaliseer cannabis.
Staatschuld wegwerken, sociale zekerheid redden?
Legaliseer hennep.
Wil je onkruid patenteren?
Legaliseer onderzoek naar Cannabinoïdes.
Chemische wol-, houtpulp-, ethanolindustrie ecologisch niet rendabel?
Legaliseer onkruid.
Zonder ten koste te gaan van voedselsvoorraad?
ruw eiwit 26 tot 31 %
zetmeel 6 %
vet 5 tot 10 %
voedingsvezel 12 %
water 10 %
mineralen 7 %
Niet overtuigd?
Hennepzaad heeft dienst gedaan als een eerste-lijns hongersnoodvoedsel in China, Australië en in Europa nog in de
Tweede Wereldoorlog. Ook vandaag wordt het nog veel gegeten door Indiaas arme mensen: een mengsel dat bosa heet
bestaat uit de zaden van een kleefkruid en hennep, en mura wordt gemaakt met geroosterd graan, amarant of rijst en
hennep zaad.
Nog niet overtuigd?
Hennepzaden zijn uiterst voedzaam. Na sojabonen zijn zij het rijkst aan eiwitten, maar hennepeiwitten verteren
beter. De zaden zijn bovendien rijk aan onverzadigde vetzuren (Omega 3, 6 én 9 in de meest natuurlijke verhouding
en gamma-linoleic acid (GLA), een zeldzaam essentieel vetzuur dat ook wordt teruggevonden bij moedermelk!).
Lijnolie, die wordt geperst uit vlaszaad, is een goede tweede met 72%. Onverzadigde vetzuren houden vaten,
gewrichten, huid en geheugen in topconditie maar zijn moeilijk te vinden in natuurlijke producten. Ze worden vaak
kunstmatig toegevoegd in voeding zoals in boter. Hennepolie bevat ook vitamine B en E en bestaan voor 35% uit
vezels die het lichaam ‘proper’ houden.Hennep, het meest volledige eiwit uit het plantenrijkHennep, het meest
volledige eiwit uit het plantenrijk.
Nood aan innovatie en creativiteit?
Legaliseer psychoactieve substanties.
De evolutie van ideeën?
Legaliseer de vrijheid om te doen met eigen lichaam en geest zonder een ander van die vrijheid te beroven.
Wil je een ander idee?
Verbiedt alcohol en tabak, die elke seconde mensen doden. Omdat caffeineverslaving nu eenmaal geen recht is.